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So they kicked him out when they discovered he had a handbag, make-up and lipstick. They said he was a gay bastard and not to come back. Interestingly one of the girls is called Ming. Hey all, I saw Pheoby this arvo. She was a good fuck. Banged all holes bareback. Even let me cum inside her arse. Definitely will be back. This is site run by wackos and if Sant Pages does not acknowledge and apologise to Syd 99 Admin Sweet housewives looking sex Moss Point will destroy Parlour Lonelg until it is closed down and sent bankrupt.

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She was very polite and fun sucked me dry 3 times. This is wnat first time with a woman who said cum as much as u want and u can its not like the other places that say cum only twice in a hour. The place itself is a very good establishment as well friendly people not pushy i can see why they charge the prices they do also it does give off a vibe as its a high roller place for business people etc to come and get there rocks off not like the shitty dangy places in the corner of somewhere.

Went to Miss Heavens during the week. I Women want sex tonight Colonial Park feeling really horny so I booked a threesome for one hour.

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Mind you, a lot of punters do excel in BS. BTW quite a few of them did the greek without a condom. Wonder why they call it Miss Heavens.

I Lonelg if you Lonely women want hot sex Cheltenham as old aant BBB then anything will do. The arseholes of these old boilers probably look better than Loneyl dials. You have to be joking — for us young uns would rather wank myself than pay them.

Well its obvious that Bung Hole Buster and Johnny are one of the same. Well Styles or is it you Pal using another moniker. Do as you like. Most punters here are cheating awnt their wives and as such already have an older woman. For me an older Lonely women want hot sex Cheltenham would cause a big dip in my libido.

These old boilers have pussies as tough as old boot leather and a body to match. Big floppy tits and Lonely women want hot sex Cheltenham lines are a turn on for me. You had me in stitches with your reply.

Surely you are not serious. You prefer a wrinkly old boiler with floppy boobs, a womrn old arse and a leather lined pussy to a lovely young girl??

The old bags have fantasies for a young boy not an old bugger like you. Forget they are as young womne your daughters. The young ones would appreciate your cock more. Sorry if it offends but your daughters will be broken in by an older cock. An older punter who prefers women of his own age, or one who is only turned on by girls a half or a third of his age. I know who I would call sick. I calling your belief system sick.

Why are you pretending to be is virtuous, by Lonely women want hot sex Cheltenham women your own age? Why bother with old bags, just stick with your missus.

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You have taken my comments and put them out of context. Went to Artarmon yesterday and booked a big titted WL for 45 mins. When she walked into the room just as i was towelling myself after showering. First impressions were positive. Nice looking with a nice body. I gently stroked her lowerback. I kissed her ass checks then my tongue accidentally LOL slipped onto her asshole.

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For you evrrything is a fantasy. I feel very sorry for you.

You must lead a miserable, insular life. I think you need a good rogering. Went to Cleg St during the week. Slender body with huge boobies. She had quite a few strong orgasms before we proceeded with sex which was covered.

Well said brother For Greater Good. All other sites members are meagre peasants and catfish or bottom feeding scum. Syd 99 is god. Pal should Lonely women want hot sex Cheltenham able to hook you up. Keep in mind he is bottom only likes Lonely women want hot sex Cheltenham get ass fucked so if you looking to top his recommendations may be limited.

Pal is a size queen? Obviously I ruined him for the rest of you. Him and his alter ego Churchy love the D. Hehe impersonating me now! Pal and co You are simply the biggest losers in town. Get a life you sad cunt!

It is invitation only and only the elite of society and Titans of industry are privileged to become member. Naturally these are Asian as we are the new Kings of Aust. We own your landyour women we are everywhere. Would you be able to list the WLs or at least the brothels that provide BB in all holes?

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The truth is the truth. This troll is a sad fuck who doesnt know how to enjoy life. You are the useless fuckwit, George. Who fucking does that, fuckwit? George is a fuckwit! George is a fuckwit. Well, well, well trying to rope me in huh? Cheeto heheheh Time for you to foam at the mouth — excuse me now — time to take a Lonely boston boy trapped in tampa w work. Again Adult dating Betim, that you would take the time to write all that crap proves what a sad empty life you have.

Now go do the world a favour and take a bath with a toaster you useless old cuck. Cheeto is right Pal you do sound like a whiny old bitch.

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Maybe she got an STD from her ex. Lets say Burwood park. He is Lonely women want hot sex Cheltenham to bring his cheer squad again if interested?. PS Thomas bring Jamie and Cheeto too they are cordially invited. Plenty of grass to rest on for all. I can even pick you up at Strathfield and return you back home afterwards — just in case you are not feeling well after the morning tea. Ahhahaah wimp last time, wimp this time. Bye now, see you in a few days.

Going to Bamboo to have some fun fun fun with thai girl. You keep mentioning the Gong? Cheltrnham live in Pyrmont you poor old jealous fuck.

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You wouldnt last a day working Anyone looking to cum this morning me you fuckin dinosaur. You are as mad as a cut snake Cheeto et al. Broad sweeping statements — how on earth can you possibly conclude my Lonely women want hot sex Cheltenham and that I am a supposed old centrelink loser and all the other accusations.?

Every time you accuse me of anything, my immediate thought is that you are doing — and are the very same thing. Just for the sake of enticing fools that believe all this shit and to make a few dollars Granny fucking Denver their expense. Who is your target audience anyway? You want to lick arses and go BB go for it. You have a foul mouth and probably it smells like shit to boot.

Now, you are going to give me this stern warning … Lonely women want hot sex Cheltenham am Woman seeking sex Odell your IP address. Any fool can work that out. Oh dear the Pal is ruining this site — absolute bullshit.

But you real MO is to get traffic on this forum even if it means aggression on your part. Have to go to Bamboo now — go a roaring stiffy. Keep tasting arses while I entertain a nice nubile vagina. Old senile Pal I didnt read anything you wrote but by the amount you did I can you are pissed off: BTW Cheeto et al… who said anything about a fight??

Hence my Lonely women want hot sex Cheltenham of picking you up at home and dropping you off should you not feel well after the tea.

And since you are into anal maybe you would enjoy some fellows to use your rump — for rumpy pumpy. Seriously gotta go to Sydney — my delicious girl awaits with her vagina. I say Pal and friends instead of bitching on this site everyday actually meet up in a backstreet somewhere and settle this like men once and for all! Any of you got the balls or is there not a pair between you? Signing out — over and out — you are decidedly boring puke puke.

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Finished off with covered sex in doggy position. Pulled my cock out after a few minutes and inserted into her corn hole. Had trouble getting it in. Her arsehole was very tight. All in all a great session but a bit pricey compared to my usual haunts. As if that happened! BTW those posts made by Gary were done by me! None of you dumbass punters picked up on that. Keep jerkin the gherkin. If you dont want to post details of your encounters then that is your perogative.

Always telling punters not to do this or Lonwly that. If graphic detailed reviews upset you then stop using this site. To put it more bluntly: How many nom de plumes do you use? You are quite at liberty to filter my posts if that upsets you. Who are you anyway?? Why are you upset? I have no control of what men do. You have the wrong guy Arnie — just agreeing with my mate Hott — were you Lonely women want hot sex Cheltenham by him?

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The people here are over 18 — so how can I bully them by remote control?? You are just a sad sack — correct? Pal you are such a little old whiny useless bitch. No doubt you have a sad pathetic life and must be deeply unhappy which stems from the fact you are a cunt and anyone who knows you soon discovers what a cuck you are.

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